Are you feeling that you could use another long weekend? Website Career Builder has another round of excuses employees used this year to call in sick. I’m not sure if any of these will work for you but it’s worth a shot. Let me know if they work or if you could add to the list. Good luck.
• A bear was in employee’s yard and they were afraid to come out.
• Employee’s phone exploded and it hurt their hand.
• Employee ate a toothpick in his food at restaurant.
• Employee broke his arm wrestling a female bodybuilder.
• Employee called in “fat” because uniform didn’t fit.
• Dog swallowed employee’s car keys so she was waiting until it came out.
• Employee left his clothes at the laundry mat.
• Employee did not have enough gas to get to work.
• Employee had to re-schedule a new manicure because some of their artificial nails fell off.