I was clearly not done holding Cupid accountable, so I decided to up the ante and chat with him again. If he’s going to run the entire love department, the least he can do is play along with a few games on the radio.
And let me tell you — the tiny archer came prepared.
We kicked things off by digging into his favourite rom-com. You’d think a centuries-old love expert would pick something classic and poetic. Something sweeping. Something starring people dramatically kissing in the rain. His answer? Not exactly what I expected… but honestly, it tracks. When you manufacture romance for a living, apparently your taste gets a little… specific.
Then I asked the big question: what actually makes Cupid happy? Is it candlelit dinners? Surprise proposals? Perfectly timed text messages? Turns out, I was not ready for his answer. Wasn’t expecting it at all.
And then — because this is what happens when you give me access to a mythical being — we got into why he believes Jurassic Park is, in fact, a romantic movie. Yes. The dinosaur one. According to Cupid, nothing says true love like surviving prehistoric predators together. Honestly, when you put it that way… commitment does hit different when there’s a T-Rex involved.
Go ahead and listen. Cupid has opinions — and apparently, they include dinosaurs.
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