Category Archives: Evan Montgomery
Yum, room temperature sody pop!
Today, I would like to delve into a fascinating topic that intersects both personal finance and environmental sustainability. Have you ever considered training yourself to prefer room temperature beve...
Evan Montgomery Jan 25, 2024
Those Footbath spa things are dumb.
Today, I would like to delve into a topic that has garnered significant attention in recent times: personal footbaths. While this may seem like an innocuous subject, it is essential to evaluate such t...
Evan Montgomery Jan 24, 2024
I need a robot to clean my cleaning robot.
Have you ever marveled at the wonders of modern technology, only to be faced with the frustrating reality of its limitations? We live in an era where robot vacuums tirelessly patrol our floors, freein...
Evan Montgomery Jan 23, 2024

I want to know how beefy the squirrels in my backyard really are.
Have you ever wondered about the weight of the adorable squirrels that roam about? Well, I've got an exciting idea to share with you all today! Let's talk about installing a weight scale in a tree to ...
Evan Montgomery Jan 22, 2024
I almost bought a pair of salt and pepper shakers that looked like outhouses.
You know those freezing cold nights when you have to make a trip to the outhouse? Yeah, I'm really starting to wish I didn't have one on those nights. Let me explain why. First of all, let's address t...
Evan Montgomery Jan 19, 2024

Jason Kirkness in studio!
Thanks to Jason Kirkness for stopping by the good ole GX94 headquarters this afternoon. Jason is doing a big tour hitting up radio stations all over the country in support of his latest single "Right ...
Evan Montgomery Jan 18, 2024
I would like to sell you giant Lincoln Logs.
We love buying giant wooden dice for backyard Yahtzee, how about I sell you railway ties that become giant lincoln logs? Take a chainsaw, couple cuts, bada boom bada bing! Not only will using railway ...
Evan Montgomery Jan 17, 2024
Why was the french fry rude?
Hey everyone, I need to share this hilarious encounter I had at the fast-food joint the other day. So, picture this: I'm sitting there, minding my own business, enjoying my burger and fries when I not...
Evan Montgomery Jan 16, 2024

Should you hire a housecat to be a security guard?
Today, we delve into a fascinating and unconventional topic: the suitability of housecats as security guards. While it may initially seem whimsical or improbable, let us embark on a thought-provoking ...
Evan Montgomery Jan 15, 2024
Still got your tree up?
I wanted to discuss a rather interesting topic today - the pros and cons of keeping your Christmas tree up year-round. Now, I know this might sound a bit unconventional, but let's explore the potentia...
Evan Montgomery Jan 12, 2024












